Regarding the war. Rather than the traditional kind of combat, I’d like to see the coalition forces and the Iraqi troops take part in an “American Idol” style elimination. Each side would have to show their stuff to the judges.
Randy: “You got the big guns, dawg!”
Paula: “I think your defence was really special. You’re missiles have a real star quality.”
Simon: “That was the worst front line I have ever seen. I don’t know how you seriously expect you’ll win this war.”
Then the world would get to call a 1-900 number and vote on who they think should win.