Ho ho ho

My new favourite Big Brother housemate is Daniel. He is only a couple of months older than me and he is funny. And hot.

I’ve been getting lots of fan mail lately from guys who think I’m hot. The photo on my web site is about two and a half years old. At the time it was the best looking photo of a bunch I took with my camera on auto, but all these fellows seem to read a lot into it and come up all all sorts of meanings. I suppose having a web site called “Robyn’s Vagina”, oh, I mean, “Robyn’s Secret Passage” doesn’t help. I think I might have to put the burgerface pic back up.

Oh yeah, when i was at the supermarket I picked up the NW special Big Brother edition. It has a pull-out wall chart with all the housemates on it. I haven’t pull it out yet, but I am tempted.

Of greater interest is the map of the BB houses. I’m formulating all sorts of theories as to what is hidden and where. Like, at the back of the round house there’s a circular sandpit. The big theory is that there’s a spa pool hidden under that, but after the producers hid last year’s spa under some actual plants, why would it be so poorly hidden this year? And what of the soggy grass? No drainage in the lawn suggests that there’s something solid under that grass.

The other big theory area is how the houses will be united. I’m guessing that the wall in the garden between the two houses will be removed. The wall between the two houses might even get to be removed on the inside. And what about an indoor bathroom. There’ll have to be one when the winter months hit. OMG! This is so bloody exciting. All the rumours and intrigue are way more exciting than showering housemates.

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