Asleep

Jetlag is when you wake up at 4.00 am and are so bored that you read the Slough Yellow Pages.

Last night a documentary called “The Importance of Being Morrissey” was on Channel 4. Oh my God. It was so bloody excellent.

Today I’m going to France.

I must be quick, because this connection is costing approximately $100,000 per second.

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