Tic Tac Palmolive is very angry

I got this off Yesmum, and it seemed like fun. As well as just making up the names, I’ve also given them a bit of a personal description.

Exotic Foreigner Alias (Favorite Spice + Last Foreign Vacation Spot)
Cumin Apia will introduce you to her relaxing tropical massage technique and steal your wallet.

Socialite Alias (Silliest Childhood Nickname + Town Where You First Partied)
Bob Hamilton will make you his famous “Bob-tini” cocktail.

Fly Girl Alias (First Initial + First Two or Three Letters of Your Last Name)
R.Gal will out-dance you, and you’d better not be lookin’ at her man, bitch.

Rock Star Alias (Any Liquid on the Bar + Last Name of Bad-Ass Celeb)
Vermouth Hopper has written enough new songs in rehab that when he gets out he can leave his ungrateful asshole bandmates and cut a solo album.

Diva Alias (Something Sweet Within Sight + Any Liquid in Kitchen)
Tic Tac Palmolive will not be going on stage until the pink shagpile rug in her dressing room matches the pink drapes, as per her written request.

Girl Detective Alias (Favorite Baby Animal + Where You Last Went To School)
Kitty Hillcrest in on the verge of uncovering the orphan smuggling racket being run out of the reference section of the library.

Barfly Alias (Last Snack Food You Ate + Your Favorite Drink)
Almond Water remembers the old days, before that asshole ran off with his secretary, before social services took away the kids, those days… they were golden.

Soap Opera Alias (Middle Name + Street Where You First Lived)
Hilary Norma is close to getting her hands on the Von Brandt family fortune, but first must ensure that her innocent twin sister is not released from the mental hospital.

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