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- A strangely large number of people have at some point had a profile pic of them looking all fancy at the races.
- It’s an odd experience to see a photo of a bald, wrinkled man with a weird moustache and to think, “He used to be so beautiful when he was 16.”
- Pretty much all the hot guys are no longer hot. They’ve either turned into boofhead sports dudes or have just got nerdy around the edges.
- The weird girl with the mousy brown hair now has luxuriant blonde tresses.
- Women whose profile pic is them and their dog = single.
- Lots of people are Facebook friends with the cooldude music teacher.
- Whoa, my primary school friend’s sister had a party where everyone came in blackface! Arrgh!
- Some people look older than others, but that’s mostly down to fashion rather than biology.
- Hardcore Christians have lots of Facebook friends. As do people in showbiz.
- As usual, the really interesting people are the ones who aren’t on Facebook. (Or if they are, they’ve locked their account right down.)