You will recall about a week ago when I was expressing outrage at the predominance of the “Nature’s Best” compilation CD as the hold music of so many New Zealand government departments and corporations.
Well, this inspired Stacezilla to check out was what playing on his company’s phone system. He writes…
Ugh I just checked ours and lo and behold Natures Best indeedy..
You have a unique opportunity to now submit what it SHOULD be replaced by as I am the power that be in our particular Govt Dept.
I’m not convinced by “More Nature” as the idea of purposely subjecting others to any of the following is not my idea of kindness.
“Harmonic Generator” – The Datsuns
“Welcome Home” – Dave Dobbyn
“Clav Dub” – Rhombus
“I Got” – Fast Crew
Ours is run off an ipod hooked into the PABX (don’t ask about format shifting) so it needn’t necessarily be an album, it can be a megamix from a stack of albums we’ll go out and buy.
So really, come up with a list of NZ music with a focus on post 05 (maybe a few classics). Open it to more peoplecomments if you want.
Join the Panel of Selectors….
So I had a think about this. So far I reckon “Hitchcock” by the Phoenix Foundation would be really good hold music, and maybe something by SJD. I’m not even much of an SJD fan, but his music just seems like it would be nice to listen to while on hold. Hmm.
I was talking ’bout this with my friend Mike, and he suggested some drum ‘n’ bass, but I get the feeling that listening to Concord Dawn while waiting on hold might not work well.
So, given this chance to decide the hold music that gets played on real phone system, what good, recent New Zealand music do you think should be on the list?
I was on hold. I’d been waiting for a while, but was kept company by a selection of songs by New Zealand artists. First there was Dave Dobbyn’s “Slice of Heaven”, then Bic Runga’s “Sway”, the Exponent’s domestic violence classic “Victoria”, then Crowded House’s “Weather With You”.
It was then it dawned on me. This wasn’t just any old selection of New Zealand music. This was the first “Nature’s Best” CD – the 2002 two-disc compilation of classic Kiwi tunes – being played on random.
In order to make the wait a little less tedious, I went to Wikipedia, pasted the track list into a document and was going through it, ticking off the songs as they played. As the tracks were being played in a random order, it was a special surprise as to what would come up next. Would I be treated to “She Speeds”? How about some Chills? Or maybe Darcy Clay’s “Jesus, I Was Evil.”
Sadly the next couple of tunes were “Whaling” and a bit of “April Sun in Cuba” before my call was finally answered.
I’ve been put on hold to “Nature’s Best” at many New Zealand government departments and corporations. I guess it’s an easy, relatively inoffensive choice for hold music that lets the company feel good about “supporting New Zealand music”.
It could be worse – last week I found myself trying not to hang up while some grunt-infested Nickleback song played. The trouble with “Nature’s Best” is that there’s no music on it from this decade. It’s all neo golden oldies, and it’s about time that the corporations and government departments of Aotearoa start thinking about supporting contemporary New Zealand music (the “More Nature” compilation covers music from 2000 to 2005) instead of mindlessly defaulting to “Nature’s Best” as their hold music. Otherwise that Nickleback’s going to start sounding really good.